Customer Satisfaction Survey: virginity pledgers had sex at about the same rates as…

October 17, 2026 1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk, holding a rubber stamp over a tall stack of blank forms, next to an open filing cabinet drawer that is completely empty. Caption: 82%. Share of virginity pledgers who denied ever pledging five years later. Sex rates: about the same as non-pledgers. Condom use: lower.

📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey: virginity pledgers had sex at about the same rates as similar non-pledgers, but used condoms and birth control less. Five years later, 82% denied pledging. Status: Customer has no record of purchase.

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