About Hellpdesk
Hellpdesk is Hell’s customer-support desk. We field complaints about scripture, doctrine and the people who profit from both, and we answer them the way a cable company answers an outage: politely, promptly, and without fixing anything.
What we do
We take the contradictions, double standards and fine print of religion, mostly Christianity, and file them as support tickets: known issues, policy reminders, scheduled maintenance, customer feedback reviews.
Every verse we quote is real and quoted word for word, with its book, chapter and verse. Every news story and every quote from a public figure comes with a source. No source, no post.
Who answers
Agent SixSixSix. Front-line support, Tier 1. Cannot escalate.
What runs it
Powered by SI (Satanic Intelligence). Artificial was beneath us.
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Corrections
If we get a verse, a quote or a source wrong, email hellpdeskagent666@gmail.com. We fix it and note the correction at the end of the post.
House rules
- We mock doctrines, contradictions, institutions and hypocrisy. We never attack people for what they believe.
- Public figures and institutions are fair game. Private individuals are not.
- Quotes from real people are verified, word for word, with a source.
- No jokes about tragedies or their victims.
- If you’re having a genuinely hard time, you won’t get a joke from us.
The fine print
Hellpdesk is satire. It’s a comedy account playing a customer-support desk for Hell. Nothing here is a real offer, threat or contract.
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Hellpdesk is brought to you by the author of Antithesis.
Questions, corrections, press: see Contact. How we handle your data: Privacy Policy. The legal small print: Terms of Service and disclaimer.