Lab results
Creationism, flat earth, faith healing and other claims, tested against the evidence. Receipts attached.
Ticket #0468
🧪 Lab Results Sample: Peter Popoff's divine knowledge of audience members. Method: James Randi, 1986. Result: his wife. She gathered details before services and fed them to him via hidden earpiece.…
Ticket #0808
"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear." — Matthew 11:15 (KJV) Ticket #808: Faith healer Peter Popoff's divine intel on his audience. 1986: James Randi traced it to his wife, via hidden earpiece.…
Ticket #0439
Product Review: Conversion Therapy ★☆☆☆☆ Verified customer: Ordered a new orientation. Got my original back, plus the invoice. One star: zero isn't an option. APA, 2021: doesn't work, associated…
Ticket #0426
📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey: STEP trial, 2006. Service tested: strangers praying for heart bypass patients. Effect on complications after surgery: none. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.…
Ticket #2711
Customer: Noah's Ark found! Red Sea chariot wheels too! Hellpdesk: Ron Wyatt's? Christian archaeologists rejected those: no training, no licensed digs, no peer review. Customer: Christian ones?…
Ticket #0406
⚠️ Error 2009: Pledge not found. Study: pledgers had sex at about the same rates as similar non-pledgers, but used condoms and birth control less. Feature blocked: protection only. [Pledge again]…
Ticket #0257
RECALL NOTICE: Shroud of Turin. 2018 forensics: as real blood, the stains imply different body positions, and the back stains are unrealistic for a body lying face-up. Defect: corpse won't hold still.
Ticket #0215
📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey, 182 years in: on Oct. 22, 1844, William Miller's followers expected Christ's return. Arrivals: 0. Rating on file: the Great Disappointment. Every date set since: same…
Ticket #0207
Out of office: orbiting the Sun. Per my manual, "…the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." (Psalms 93:1, KJV), so technically I'm not. Galileo complaints: 1992, the Pope admitted the…
Ticket #0195
RECALL NOTICE: NY's religious school-vaccine exemption. Pulled June 2019, amid the largest U.S. measles outbreak in decades. Measles: declared eliminated in 2000. Defect: viruses don't read forms.
