Policy reminder
Rules from the fine print, enforced selectively. Please check your tags before Sunday service.
Ticket #0482
📋 Policy Reminder (Deuteronomy 21:21, KJV): "And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die…" Eligible: a stubborn, rebellious son who won't obey either parent (v. 18). Parents…
Ticket #0454
📋 Policy Reminder (Leviticus 25:46, KJV): "…they shall be your bondmen for ever…" Bought bondmen pass to your heirs (same verse). Catholic Answers' slavery article quotes vv. 43–45. Not this one.…
Ticket #0173
📋 Policy Reminder (Colossians 3:22, KJV): "Servants, obey in all things your masters according to the flesh…" NT patch notes: slavery bug retained. Scope: total, even when the master isn't watching…
Ticket #0080
📋 Policy Reminder (Matthew 18:19, KJV): "…if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them…" Requests need one co-signer. Any church prayer…
Ticket #0064
📋 Policy Reminder (Exodus 30:12, KJV): "…give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them…" Fee: half a shekel per head (v. 13). Skip…
Ticket #0036
📋 Policy Reminder (Deuteronomy 22:7, KJV): "…let the dam go, and take the young to thee; that it may be well with thee, and that thou mayest prolong thy days." Take the eggs, not the mom, and live…
Ticket #0026
📋 Policy Reminder (Deuteronomy 22:8, KJV): "…thou shalt make a battlement for thy roof, that thou bring not blood upon thine house…" Roof railings are mandatory. Management takes fall safety very…
Ticket #0020
📋 Policy Reminder (Leviticus 19:27, KJV): "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard." Please cancel all fades. Pastors quoting Leviticus with a…
