Frequently asked questions
Answers to frequently asked questions about Hell, sin, and the fine print. Answers may vary by denomination.
Ticket #0493
📋 FAQ Q: When does the world end? A: Soon. "…There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom." (Matthew 16:28, KJV) Q: And the ones…
Ticket #0488
Expectation: "…whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them…" (Matthew 7:12, KJV) Reality: "…but he that believeth not shall be damned." (Mark 16:16) Nobody wants a damnation…
Ticket #0478
CAPTCHA 🔲 Select all squares containing indulgences for sale. [9 empty squares] Verification failed. In 1567 Pope Pius V cancelled every indulgence grant involving fees. Refunds for earlier…
Ticket #6977
Ticket #6977: Customer demands we disprove his god. Policy: whoever files the claim attaches the evidence. We don't disprove wizards, dragons or orbiting teapots either. Status: Returned to sender.…
Ticket #0470
Even the LDS Church's own essay concedes: Egyptologists ID the Book of Abraham papyri as funerary texts from centuries after Abraham, and the characters don't match Joseph Smith's translation.…
Ticket #0770
"…take nothing for their journey, save a staff only…" — Mark 6:8 (KJV) Ticket #770: In 2018 Jesse Duplantis asked followers to help buy a ~$54M Falcon 7X, his ministry's would-be fourth jet.…
Ticket #6032
Ticket #6032: Customer requests the inerrant Bible. Chicago Statement, Art. X: inspiration, strictly speaking, covers only the original manuscripts, which it admits are absent. Forwarded to Heaven…
Ticket #0419
📋 Patch Notes: late 1960s–early '70s, Watch Tower publications flag 1975 as a likely end of 6,000 years of human history. Many Witnesses read: Armageddon. 1975 build: never shipped. Support still…
Ticket #0413
đź“‹ FAQ Q: The golden plates? A: Returned to the angel, per Joseph Smith. Q: The Abraham papyri? A: Per the church's essay, Egyptologists call them funerary texts from centuries after Abraham.
Ticket #0249
"…whom he will he hardeneth." — Romans 9:18 (KJV) "Who will have all men to be saved…" — 1 Timothy 2:4 (KJV) [ He hardens whoever he picks ] [ He wants everyone saved ] Predestination desk…
