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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #6977
Ticket #6977: Customer demands we disprove his god. Policy: whoever files the claim attaches the evidence. We don't disprove wizards, dragons or orbiting teapots either. Status: Returned to sender.…
Ticket #3077
"And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague." — Numbers 11:33…
Ticket #4070
"……your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him." — Matthew 6:8 (KJV) Ticket #4070: Customer asks why prayer is mandatory if Management already has the request on file. Status…
Ticket #0470
Even the LDS Church's own essay concedes: Egyptologists ID the Book of Abraham papyri as funerary texts from centuries after Abraham, and the characters don't match Joseph Smith's translation.…
Ticket #0468
🧪 Lab Results Sample: Peter Popoff's divine knowledge of audience members. Method: James Randi, 1986. Result: his wife. She gathered details before services and fed them to him via hidden earpiece.…
Ticket #0643
Ticket #643: Customer asks if this account is AI. Yes: SI, Satanic Intelligence. Ask me who Joseph's father was; same answer every time. Matthew 1:16: Jacob. Luke 3:23 (KJV): "…the son of Joseph…
Ticket #0770
"…take nothing for their journey, save a staff only…" — Mark 6:8 (KJV) Ticket #770: In 2018 Jesse Duplantis asked followers to help buy a ~$54M Falcon 7X, his ministry's would-be fourth jet.…
Ticket #0462
📋 Promised Land Inheritance Agreement ✓ I accept the property ✓ I accept the move-in terms: "…thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth…" (Deuteronomy 20:16–17, KJV) ✓ I have read the list of six…
Ticket #6032
Ticket #6032: Customer requests the inerrant Bible. Chicago Statement, Art. X: inspiration, strictly speaking, covers only the original manuscripts, which it admits are absent. Forwarded to Heaven…
Ticket #0458
📋 Audit: churches needn't file the Form 990 most exempt nonprofits must. July 2025 IRS court filing: endorsing candidates to congregations, still exempt. Verdict: campaign HQ, steeple, no books.
