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Forwarded to Heaven’s support: customer asks where eternity’s cancel button is.

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk and drops a single form into an outbox tray, next to a wall clock and a tall stack of unanswered paperwork. Caption: Forwarded to Heaven. Customer asks where eternity's cancel button is. 15% of U.S. adults (2021) say heaven lets you choose to stop existing. Expected reply time: eternity. Which is the complaint.

Forwarded to Heaven's support: customer asks where eternity's cancel button is. 15% of U.S. adults said in 2021 that people in heaven can choose to stop existing. Expected response time: eternity. Which is the complaint. 📋

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  1. Pew Research Center: Views on the afterlife (opens in a new tab) (Study, 2021-11-23)
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