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Lab Results 🧪 Sample: 6,000-year-old Earth.

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Hellpdesk lab results card. Lab Results: Earth, Age Of. Sample: The Earth is about 6,000 years old. Oldest on file: Acasta Gneisses, northwestern Canada: 4.03 billion years. Second sample: Isua Supracrustal rocks, West Greenland: 3.7 to 3.8 billion years. Result: Rocks older than 3.5 billion years found on every continent. Customer requested a second opinion from a different continent. Every continent has already filed the same report. None available. Status: Appeal denied.

Lab Results 🧪 Sample: 6,000-year-old Earth. Result: Canada's Acasta Gneisses, 4.03 billion years. Greenland's Isua rocks, 3.7–3.8 billion. Rocks over 3.5 billion: every continent. Second opinion: denied. The continents concur.

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  1. pubs.usgs.gov: Geologic Time: Age of the Earth (opens in a new tab) (Government)
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