Friendly reminder: our Terms of Service are in the pinned post.

October 20, 2026 1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk terms of service card. Terms of Service Reminder. Replies containing hate or vitriol constitute acceptance of these Terms. Your soul is transferred to our client, the Dark God, in perpetuity, voiding all prior afterlife arrangements. No prayer, ritual, exorcism, or deathbed conversion can reverse this. Replying "burn in hell" counts as a signature. We are very flexible about signatures. Status: Binding on reply.

📋 Friendly reminder: our Terms of Service are in the pinned post. Most customers skim them. That's fine. Replying "burn in hell" still counts as a signature. We are very flexible about signatures. All caps accepted. No refunds, no exorcisms. 🔥

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