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Out of office: orbiting the Sun.

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk out-of-office reply card. Automatic reply: Out of office. “…the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved.” (Psalms 93:1 (KJV)) I am currently orbiting the Sun. My manual says the world cannot be moved (Ps. 93:1), so technically I am still at my desk. Galileo complaints were closed in 1992. Status: Away (orbiting)

Out of office: orbiting the Sun. Per my manual, "…the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." (Psalms 93:1, KJV), so technically I'm not. Galileo complaints: 1992, the Pope admitted the 1633 theologians erred. Do not reply.

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  1. Pontifical Academy of Sciences: Address of John Paul II, 31 October 1992 (opens in a new tab) (From their own side, 1992-10-31)
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