Reminder: per our Terms of Service, a hateful reply is a signature.

October 23, 2026 1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk terms of service card. Terms of Service: Reminder. Replies containing hate or vitriol constitute acceptance of these Terms. Your soul is transferred to our client, the Dark God, in perpetuity, voiding all prior afterlife arrangements. No prayer, ritual, exorcism, or deathbed conversion can reverse this. Contracts processed by SI (Satanic Intelligence), trained on 6,000 years of complaints. Young-earth creationists assure us that's the full archive. Status: Signed on reply.

📋 Reminder: per our Terms of Service, a hateful reply is a signature. Soul transferred to the Dark God, in perpetuity. Contracts processed by SI (Satanic Intelligence), trained on 6,000 years of complaints. Young-earth creationists assure us that's the full archive. 🔥

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