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RECALL NOTICE: “…they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.”

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Hellpdesk recall notice card. RECALLED: Laying On of Hands. “…they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.” (Mark 16:18 (KJV)) Product: Hands-on recovery guarantee (Mark 16:18) Defect: Recovery not included. Replacement: Vaccination. CDC declared U.S. measles eliminated in 2000. Remedy: Customers may keep the anointing oil. RECALL NOTICE: Replacement: the CDC declared measles eliminated in the U.S. in 2000, crediting vaccination. Customers may keep the anointing oil. Status: Recalled.

RECALL NOTICE: "…they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover." (Mark 16:18, KJV)
Replacement: the CDC declared measles eliminated in the U.S. in 2000, crediting vaccination. Customers may keep the anointing oil. 📋

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  1. Centers for Disease Control and…: History of Measles (opens in a new tab) (Government)
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