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Ticket #2000

“…neither the Son, but the Father.” — Mark 13:32 (KJV)

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk, forwarding a call, with three identical telephones on the desk all joined by one tangled cord. A wall clock hangs behind him. Caption: Ticket #2000: Trinity Support.

"…neither the Son, but the Father." — Mark 13:32 (KJV)

📋 Ticket #2000: Customer asks how the Son can be God yet not know what God knows. Forwarded to Heaven's support team. All three agents are the same agent. Only one of them has the answer. Expected response time: eternity.

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