Compliance audit · Page 2
Audits of religion in public schools, law, and government. Findings escalated.
Ticket #0183
📋 Compliance Audit: The Satanic Temple says the IRS designated it a church in 2019. TST says it doesn't believe Satan exists. Its critics do. Status: Working as intended.
Ticket #0138
📋 Compliance Audit: Request to turn pulpits into campaign offices. Survey, April 2026: 79% say churches shouldn't back one candidate over another. Support: 23% in 2019, 19% now. Status: Won't fix.…
Ticket #1089
Ticket #1089: Several state constitutions still bar atheists from holding public office. Unenforceable since Torcaso v. Watkins (1961). Still in print anyway. Status: Won't fix. Kept for decoration. 📋
Ticket #0102
⚠️ Error 1797: Christian nation not found. Treaty of Tripoli, Art. 11 (ratified by the Senate, signed by John Adams): the U.S. government is not founded on the Christian religion. [Retry with…
Ticket #6318
Ticket #6318: Customer requests more religion mixed into government, "for purity." James Madison reviewed this exact request in 1822: "religion & Govt. will both exist in greater purity, the less…
Ticket #0086
📋 Compliance Audit, Hobby Lobby (2014): closely held for-profit corporations may claim religious objections to the ACA's contraception coverage requirement. Souls on file for these corporations: 0.…
Ticket #0070
School Prayer Terms ✓ A public school coach may pray on the field after games (2022, 6–3 ruling) ✓ Original spec, Matthew 6:6: "…enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door…" Field ≠…
Ticket #0066
Expectation: "…Providing for honest things, not only in the sight of the Lord, but also in the sight of men." (2 Corinthians 8:20–21) Reality: most tax-exempt nonprofits file an annual IRS Form 990.…
Ticket #0054
📋 Audit: religious display requested for public property. Precedent: 1797 Treaty of Tripoli (Senate-ratified, signed by Adams): U.S. government not founded on the Christian religion. Status: Denied.…
Ticket #3040
Ticket #3040: "Under God" patched into the Pledge in 1954. "In God We Trust" made the national motto in 1956. Customer requests a rollback. Status: Won't fix. Feature now sold as original equipment.
