Official correspondence
Official correspondence from the Office of Eternal Customer Relations, with receipts enclosed.
Letter HD-90978
Our records show the planet at 4.54 billion years old, with an uncertainty under 1 percent, per U.S. Geological Survey. Shelving Genesis with the novels is, for once, the correct call. An apocalypse…
Letter HD-8047
Per your system, a small rainbow flag at a federal employee's desk is political signage, and political signage is grounds for termination. Different government, same country, opposite filing: a Ten…
Letter HD-6918
We are pleased to report that Florida has drafted a high school life sciences framework that never once defines evolution. Down here, we call that a soft launch. Hell has run on this same…
Letter HD-41608
You told the assembled military leaders that God had providentially put them at their posts, and that their Pentagon work helps build eternity itself. Providence is a generous doctrine: it covers…
