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Ticket #6032

Customer requests the inerrant Bible.

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Hellpdesk forwarded ticket card. Ticket #6032: Originals requested. Customer wants the inerrant Bible. Per the Chicago Statement (Art. X), only the original manuscripts qualify, and those are absent. Request passed upstairs. Status: Forwarded to heaven.

Ticket #6032: Customer requests the inerrant Bible. Chicago Statement, Art. X: inspiration, strictly speaking, covers only the original manuscripts, which it admits are absent. Forwarded to Heaven for the originals. ETA: eternity. 📋

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