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Ticket #0215

Customer Satisfaction Survey, 182 years in: on Oct.

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk holding a clipboard survey, next to a big wall clock and an empty waiting chair with a small wilted bouquet on it. Caption: 0. Second Comings delivered on Oct. 22, 1844, the day William Miller's followers expected one. Customer rating on file: the Great Disappointment.

📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey, 182 years in: on Oct. 22, 1844, William Miller's followers expected Christ's return. Arrivals: 0. Rating on file: the Great Disappointment. Every date set since: same score. Survey still open.

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  1. ChurchLeaders: The Great Disappointment: Faith, Prophecy, and the Millerite Movement (opens in a new tab) (From their own side)
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