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Ticket #0426

Customer Satisfaction Survey: STEP trial, 2006.

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Hellpdesk customer satisfaction survey card. NO EFFECT. Study: STEP trial (Benson et al., American Heart Journal) Year: 2006. Measured: whether intercessory prayer changed complications after heart bypass surgery, in a controlled trial. The surgeons' work is still under warranty. Status: Results did not vary.

📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey: STEP trial, 2006. Service tested: strangers praying for heart bypass patients. Effect on complications after surgery: none. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers. The surgeons are on it. Please hold.

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  1. Benson et al., American Heart Journal: Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients (opens in a new tab) (Study, 2006)
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