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Ticket #0078

Installing update: Evolution… 1%.

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk loading bar card. Installing update: Evolution... Progress bar at 1%. Blocked on 37% of U.S. adults: humans made in present form within ~10,000 years. Earth's age: 4.54 billion years. Estimated time remaining: about that long. Status: Stuck since genesis.

Installing update: Evolution… 1%. Blocked on 37% of U.S. adults, who say God made humans in present form within ~10,000 years (2024 poll). Earth's age: 4.54 billion years. ETA: about that long.

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Receipts

  1. Gallup: Majority Still Credits God for Humankind, but Not Creationism (opens in a new tab) (Study, 2024)
  2. U.S. Geological Survey: Age of the Earth (opens in a new tab) (Government, 2001)
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