Known Issue: Who moved David to number Israel?

October 4, 2026 1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk known issue card. Known Issue: Census Authorship. “…the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.” (2 Sam. 24:1) “And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.” (1 Chr. 21:1) Same census, two different instigators: one says the LORD, the other says Satan. Workaround: only read one of the two books. Status: Won't fix.

📋 Known Issue: Who moved David to number Israel?
2 Samuel 24:1: the LORD, angry.
1 Chronicles 21:1: Satan.
Same census, two vendors claiming the work.
Workaround: only read one of the two books.
Status: Won't fix. Hell has filed for credit. 🔥

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