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Ticket #0076

Patch Notes: End Times

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon sitting at a support desk, tearing a page off a big desk calendar, with a coffee mug and an office phone beside it. Caption: Patch Notes: End Times v1975.

📋 Patch Notes: End Times
Late 1960s: Watch Tower publications flag 1975 as a likely end of 6,000 years of human history. Many Witnesses read: Armageddon.
1976: arrives anyway. Users report no changes.
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  1. JWfacts: 1975 - Watchtower Quotes to show what really was predicted (opens in a new tab) (Reference)
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