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Patch Notes

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon at a support desk stamps a single paper ticket covered in cobwebs, next to a very tall stack of wall calendars. Caption: Patch Notes: Catholic Church. Bug reported 1633. Infallibility module added 1870. Fix shipped 1992. Infallibility module unaffected throughout.

📋 Patch Notes
1633: Galileo condemned.
1870: Papal infallibility made dogma.
1992: John Paul II admits the 1633 theologians erred.
Fix time: 359 years. Infallibility: unaffected.

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  1. Pontifical Academy of Sciences: Address of John Paul II, 31 October 1992 (opens in a new tab) (From their own side, 1992-10-31)
  2. Encyclopaedia Britannica: Pastor Aeternus (opens in a new tab) (Reference, 1870)
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