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RECALL NOTICE: Shroud of Turin.

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk, holding a long white cloth up to a big magnifying glass, with a rubber stamp and a stack of papers beside him. Caption: RECALL: SHROUD OF TURIN. 2018 bloodstain study: read as real blood, the stains imply different body positions. Back stains: unrealistic for a body lying face-up. Defect: the corpse won't hold still.

RECALL NOTICE: Shroud of Turin. 2018 forensics: as real blood, the stains imply different body positions, and the back stains are unrealistic for a body lying face-up. Defect: corpse won't hold still.

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  1. researchonline.ljmu.ac.uk: LJMU Research Online (opens in a new tab) (News)
  2. cruxnow.com: CruxNew blood stain analysis casts doubt on authenticity of Shroud of Turin | Crux (opens in a new tab) (News)
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