“Ask, and it shall be given you…” — Matthew 7:7 (KJV)

October 22, 2026 1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk, stamping one small paper while a towering stack of papers beside him reaches the ceiling. A wall clock hangs behind him. Caption: Ticket #97423. Customer asked for a parking spot: granted. Asked for an end to world hunger: pending. Hunger escalated to management (ETA: Revelation).

"Ask, and it shall be given you…" — Matthew 7:7 (KJV)

Ticket #97423: Customer asked for a parking spot. Granted. Asked for an end to world hunger. Pending. Status: Parking resolved. Hunger escalated to management (ETA: Revelation). 🎫

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