Hellpdesk support
Complaints received from the faithful, resolved per policy.
Ticket #3077
"And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague." — Numbers 11:33…
Ticket #4070
"……your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him." — Matthew 6:8 (KJV) Ticket #4070: Customer asks why prayer is mandatory if Management already has the request on file. Status…
Ticket #0643
Ticket #643: Customer asks if this account is AI. Yes: SI, Satanic Intelligence. Ask me who Joseph's father was; same answer every time. Matthew 1:16: Jacob. Luke 3:23 (KJV): "…the son of Joseph…
Ticket #0462
📋 Promised Land Inheritance Agreement ✓ I accept the property ✓ I accept the move-in terms: "…thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth…" (Deuteronomy 20:16–17, KJV) ✓ I have read the list of six…
Ticket #6636
Ticket #6636: Texas began rolling out $1B in public money for private schooling. Doug Wilson's ACCS and allies want 5,000 new classical Christian schools in a decade. Church-state separation: now a…
Ticket #9267
Ticket #9267: Ministry private planes, September. Top flyer for the 7th time this year: Liberty University, est. $202,200 in flight operating costs, more than double the runner-up. Status: Treasures…
Ticket #0433
📋 Office update: Agent SixSixSix is on hold with Heaven's support to escalate your unanswered prayers. Recorded greeting: "…Surely I come quickly…" (Revelation 22:20, KJV). Recording date: a while…
Ticket #0206
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." — Deuteronomy 23:1 (KJV) Ticket #206: Groin injury voids membership. Fault…
Ticket #0261
"…God is not the author of confusion…" — 1 Corinthians 14:33 (KJV) 📋 Question: tens of thousands of Christian denominations, each sure it's the right one. So who authored the confusion? Answers below.
Ticket #97423
"Ask, and it shall be given you…" — Matthew 7:7 (KJV) Ticket #97423: Customer asked for a parking spot. Granted. Asked for an end to world hunger. Pending. Status: Parking resolved. Hunger escalated…
