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Lab Results 🧪 Sample: Ron Wyatt says he found Noah’s Ark, Red Sea chariot wheels and the…

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk, peering through a magnifying glass at a tiny toy wooden boat inside an open cardboard evidence box, with a rubber stamp resting beside it. Caption: Lab Results: Wyatt's Big Finds.

Lab Results 🧪 Sample: Ron Wyatt says he found Noah's Ark, Red Sea chariot wheels and the Ark of the Covenant. Reviewed by: Christian archaeologists. Result: unreliable. Training: none. Licensed digs: none. Peer-reviewed papers: none.

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  1. Bible Archaeology Report: Fake News In Biblical Archaeology (opens in a new tab) (From their own side, 2018-10-11)
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