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Ticket #0551

Product Review: Seed Offering ★☆☆☆☆

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at a support desk holding a small flower pot of bare soil with nothing growing in it, a desk phone and a wall clock beside him. Caption: Product Review: Seed Offering ★☆☆☆☆. Verified buyer reports: sowed the seed, was told to expect a hundredfold, nothing came up. Soil test came back: aircraft hangar.

Product Review: Seed Offering ★☆☆☆☆
Verified buyer reports: sowed the seed, was told to expect a hundredfold, nothing came up. Soil test came back: aircraft hangar.
Complaint forwarded to Heaven's support team. Expected response: after the jet lands. 🎫

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