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Even Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary’s Center for the Study of Global Christianity…

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Cartoon illustration: A tired, pleased cartoon demon sits at a support desk with a headset on, holding a rubber stamp over a very tall, wobbly stack of folders in many different colors. Caption: Testimony Accepted. A seminary's own researchers count tens of thousands of Christian denominations. One perfectly clear manual. Management is thrilled: schisms used to be our job.

Even Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary's Center for the Study of Global Christianity counts tens of thousands of Christian denominations. One perfectly clear manual. Management is thrilled: schisms used to be our job. Testimony accepted.

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