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The end is near ] [ It was near on Oct 22, 1844 ] Prophecy Desk, sweating.

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Hellpdesk two buttons card. A cartoon support agent with horns and a headset sweats over two buttons: The end is near and It was near in 1844. The agent is labelled: Prophecy Desk. Fix: press both. Near now covers 1844 to present. Near is reclassified as a unit of time. Your call will be answered in about one Near. Status: Working as intended.

[ The end is near ] [ It was near on Oct 22, 1844 ] Prophecy Desk, sweating. Fix: press both. Near now covers 1844 to present. Policy update: Near is a unit of time. Your call will be answered in about one Near. 📋

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  1. ChurchLeaders: The Great Disappointment: Faith, Prophecy, and the Millerite Movement (opens in a new tab) (From their own side)
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