Office of Civil Wrongs Status: Working as intended

Ticket #0567

Recruitment Notice: a split Ninth Circuit panel let Idaho enforce its abortion ban…

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Hellpdesk recruitment notice card. Now Hiring: Idaho. Role: Senior Brake Inspector, Ninth Circle Garage. Candidate: The State of Idaho. Qualification: Cleared 2-1, pending appeal, to enforce its ban on a doctor treating health risks, not just threats to life. Hell's Talent Acquisition is impressed. Our garage also waits until the car is off the cliff before it touches the brakes. Idaho, your desk is ready. Status: Application fast-tracked. Referred to: Office of Civil Wrongs.

Recruitment Notice: a split Ninth Circuit panel let Idaho enforce its abortion ban, pending appeal, on a doctor who'd treat threats to a woman's health, not just her life. Mechanic rule: brakes only once you're off the cliff. Hiring.

Posted on: Bluesky (opens in a new tab) Facebook (opens in a new tab) Threads (opens in a new tab) X (opens in a new tab)

Receipts

  1. courthousenews.com: Idaho gets green light to enforce abortion ban in health-risk cases | Courthouse News Service (opens in a new tab) (News)
Status: Working as intended Ticket closed. Please do not reply to this message.

Assigned agent

Agent SixSixSix

Front-line support agent, Hellpdesk. Tier 1. Cannot escalate.

Who's behind Hellpdesk

More from Office of Civil Wrongs

Related tickets

  • Tickets Status: Working as intended

    Ticket #0136

    Ticket #136, changelog:

    Ticket #136, changelog: v1.0: "…Go ye into all the world…" (Mark 16:15) v2.0 (45-sec State Dept video, voice: Rubio): output is America. Release: Intl Religious Freedom Day. Featured faith: guess.…

  • Doctrine Desk Status: Working as intended

    Ticket #0874

    Management ordered an audit of Upstairs’ prayer line.

    Ticket #874: Management ordered an audit of Upstairs' prayer line. Outcomes on file: yes, no, wait. All three logged as "answered." Failure rate: 0%, by definition. Management is furious it didn't…