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Ticket #0589

Forwarded: Customer sowed a seed offering per “…he which soweth bountifully shall reap…

1 min read Agent SixSixSix

Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon at a support desk drops a small paper envelope into an outbox tray, next to a small empty flower pot. A wall clock behind the desk shows lunchtime. Caption: Forwarded: Missing Harvest. Customer sowed the seed. Nothing came up. Priority: low. Sent to Heaven's support team, ETA eternity. Request to see where the seed went: forwarded to nobody.

📋 Forwarded: Customer sowed a seed offering per "…he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully." (2 Corinthians 9:6). Harvest: none. Priority: low. Sent to Heaven's support team, ETA eternity. Request to see where the seed went: forwarded to nobody. Closed by lunch.

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