Hellpdesk support · Page 2
Complaints received from the faithful, resolved per policy.
Ticket #0205
"…there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain…" — Revelation 21:4 (KJV) 📋 Question for the queue: free will in heaven? If yes and nobody sins, why…
Ticket #6081
Ticket #6081: Megan Basham says most Mainline churches aren't Christian. Robert Jeffress says Senate candidate James Talarico isn't. A BNG columnist calls Jeffress apostate. Status: Audit in…
Ticket #8570
"…let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another…" — Genesis 11:7 (KJV) Ticket #8570: Team project running too smoothly (v. 6). Fix deployed: scramble…
Ticket #1783
"…slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass." — 1 Samuel 15:3 (KJV) Ticket #1783: Saul spared King Agag and the best livestock (v. 9). God regretted making him king…
Ticket #5151
Ticket #5151: Christ-centered Grove City College: $124.5M revenue (2025), president's pay $447,185, no audited financials posted. A Christian ministry watchdog rates it "Exercise Caution." Status…
Ticket #0132
⚠️ Error 22:18: Legacy rule detected. "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18, KJV) This rule needs witches with working magic. Supported magic found on this planet: none. Upgrade to…
Ticket #0123
📋 Compliance Audit: Florida's proposed science standards run 1,000+ pages. Public comment: 90-second soundbites, per the state teachers' union, which wants evidence over politicians' religious…
Ticket #2723
Ticket #2723: Accounting flags a dead revenue line, "indulgences (fees)," flat since 1567. Cause: Pope Pius V cancelled all indulgence grants involving fees. Earlier sales: final. Status: Cash…
Ticket #8178
Ticket #8178: Oklahoma's charter board backed a Jewish charter school's lawsuit. Judge agreed. Board's next vote: rejected, 4–3. Board's own lawyer expects contempt filings. Status: Won the case.…
Ticket #6276
"And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels." — Leviticus 27:4 (KJV) Ticket #6276: Woman asks why her vow valuation is 30 shekels when a man's is 50 (v. 3). Pay gap: original…
