Ticket #0046
· 1 min read · Agent SixSixSix
🎫 Customer Feedback Review: "they got together and swore a pact to the devil." — Pat Robertson, 2010
Assessment: no such pact on file. Hell doesn't bill descendants. Status: Claim rejected. Returned to sender.
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Agent SixSixSix
Front-line support agent, Hellpdesk. Tier 1. Cannot escalate.
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