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Ticket #7168

“…I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth…” — Revelation 7:1 (KJV)

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon wearing a headset sits at a support desk, holding a round globe in one hand and a square floor tile in the other, with a desk phone and a pile of paperwork beside him. Caption: Ticket #7168. Flat-earth customer requests GPS coordinates for the four corners. Isaiah 40:22 ships the same earth as a circle. Corners on a circle: pending.

"…I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth…" — Revelation 7:1 (KJV)

Ticket #7168: Flat-earth customer wants GPS coordinates for the four corners. Isaiah 40:22 ships the same earth as a circle. Status: Escalated to management (ETA: Revelation).

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