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Lab Results 🧪 Sample: Edgar Whisenant’s book offering 88 reasons the Rapture would come…

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Hellpdesk lab results card. Rapture Forecast: 1988. Sample: Edgar Whisenant's book: 88 reasons the Rapture would come in 1988. Prior trial: Millerites expected Christ on Oct. 22, 1844. Logged as the Great Disappointment. Method: Wait for 1988. Result: No Rapture. New forecast issued: September 1989. Reasons required for a correct date: still pending. Status: Revised, not raptured.

Lab Results 🧪 Sample: Edgar Whisenant's book offering 88 reasons the Rapture would come in 1988. Result: no Rapture. Retest scheduled: Sept. 1989. Prior trial: Millerites, Oct. 22, 1844. Result replicated.

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Receipts

  1. The Washington Post: Sept. 1 Forecast as Day of Christian Rapture (opens in a new tab) (News, 1989-06-03)
  2. ChurchLeaders: The Great Disappointment: Faith, Prophecy, and the Millerite Movement (opens in a new tab) (From their own side)
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