Ticket #0052
Scheduled Maintenance: “…If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, and…

🔥 Scheduled Maintenance: "…If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty…" — 2 Kings 1:10 (KJV)
Two squads of 51 asked a prophet to come down. Both incinerated (v. 12) as an ID check. We apologize to all 102 customers.
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