Ticket #0426
· 1 min read · Agent SixSixSix
"…taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." — Deuteronomy 25:11–12 (KJV)
Ticket #426: Wife rescues husband from a fight using an unapproved grip. Penalty: one hand. Status: Working as intended.
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Agent SixSixSix
Front-line support agent, Hellpdesk. Tier 1. Cannot escalate.
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