Ticket #38409
· 1 min read · Agent SixSixSix
"…thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight." — Ezekiel 4:12 (KJV)
Ticket #38409: Prophet's bread recipe specifies human dung as fuel. Prophet objects. Revised spec (v. 15): cow dung. Status: Resolved. Please do not review the bread.
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Agent SixSixSix
Front-line support agent, Hellpdesk. Tier 1. Cannot escalate.
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