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Ticket #4070

“……your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.”

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Cartoon illustration: A tired cartoon demon in a headset sits at an office desk, rubber-stamping a tall stack of identical paper forms. Beside the desk stands a filing cabinet already overflowing with the same forms. Caption: Ticket #4070. Customer asks why prayer is mandatory if Management already has the request on file. Resolution: please submit it anyway, daily, on your knees.

"……your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him." — Matthew 6:8 (KJV)

Ticket #4070: Customer asks why prayer is mandatory if Management already has the request on file. Status: Duplicate of a ticket you never needed to submit. Closed. 🎫

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