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Ticket #0505

“…It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to…

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Hellpdesk morning verse card. Ticket #505. “…It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Matthew 19:24 (KJV)) Ministry with a hangar asks if this page applies. Auto-reply: God's plan. Asks again. Auto-reply: Your camel is important to us. Status: Needle on back order.

"…It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." — Matthew 19:24 (KJV)

Ticket #505: Ministry with a hangar asks if this applies. Auto-reply: Your camel is important to us. Status: Needle on back order.

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