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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #0433
📋 Office update: Agent SixSixSix is on hold with Heaven's support to escalate your unanswered prayers. Recorded greeting: "…Surely I come quickly…" (Revelation 22:20, KJV). Recording date: a while…
Ticket #2421
Ticket #2421: Saucon Valley School District (PA) revoked its approval of the After School Satan Club. May 2023: a federal judge ruled it must let the club meet there. Status: Working as intended.…
Ticket #0428
📋 Known Issue: "Let your women keep silence in the churches…" (1 Corinthians 14:34) vs. "…every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered…" (1 Corinthians 11:5). Same author, same…
Ticket #0426
📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey: STEP trial, 2006. Service tested: strangers praying for heart bypass patients. Effect on complications after surgery: none. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.…
Ticket #0419
📋 Patch Notes: late 1960s–early '70s, Watch Tower publications flag 1975 as a likely end of 6,000 years of human history. Many Witnesses read: Armageddon. 1975 build: never shipped. Support still…
Ticket #2711
Customer: Noah's Ark found! Red Sea chariot wheels too! Hellpdesk: Ron Wyatt's? Christian archaeologists rejected those: no training, no licensed digs, no peer review. Customer: Christian ones?…
Ticket #0413
📋 FAQ Q: The golden plates? A: Returned to the angel, per Joseph Smith. Q: The Abraham papyri? A: Per the church's essay, Egyptologists call them funerary texts from centuries after Abraham.
Ticket #0406
⚠️ Error 2009: Pledge not found. Study: pledgers had sex at about the same rates as similar non-pledgers, but used condoms and birth control less. Feature blocked: protection only. [Pledge again]…
Letter HD-8047
Per your system, a small rainbow flag at a federal employee's desk is political signage, and political signage is grounds for termination. Different government, same country, opposite filing: a Ten…
Ticket #0274
Service Disruption: Standing Denial Unit down. D.C. Circuit, 2–1, revived faith groups' suit over ICE enforcement at houses of worship. Back to district court; merits pending. Management is…
