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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #0274
Service Disruption: Standing Denial Unit down. D.C. Circuit, 2–1, revived faith groups' suit over ICE enforcement at houses of worship. Back to district court; merits pending. Management is…
Ticket #0206
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD." — Deuteronomy 23:1 (KJV) Ticket #206: Groin injury voids membership. Fault…
Ticket #0261
"…God is not the author of confusion…" — 1 Corinthians 14:33 (KJV) 📋 Question: tens of thousands of Christian denominations, each sure it's the right one. So who authored the confusion? Answers below.
Ticket #0471
Ticket #471: Land under the Ark Encounter, valued at $48M, sold for $10 to its nonprofit affiliate (2017 report). Williamstown officials suspected a way to avoid taxes. Status: Working as intended.…
Ticket #0257
RECALL NOTICE: Shroud of Turin. 2018 forensics: as real blood, the stains imply different body positions, and the back stains are unrealistic for a body lying face-up. Defect: corpse won't hold still.
Ticket #0249
"…whom he will he hardeneth." — Romans 9:18 (KJV) "Who will have all men to be saved…" — 1 Timothy 2:4 (KJV) [ He hardens whoever he picks ] [ He wants everyone saved ] Predestination desk…
Ticket #0247
Customer Lost: New Zealand's ban on puberty blockers for trans youth. The High Court struck it down: passed unlawfully, unjustified discrimination. The government is seeking advice on next steps. So…
Ticket #0245
📋 Reminder: per our Terms of Service, a hateful reply is a signature. Soul transferred to the Dark God, in perpetuity. Contracts processed by SI (Satanic Intelligence), trained on 6,000 years of…
Letter HD-6918
We are pleased to report that Florida has drafted a high school life sciences framework that never once defines evolution. Down here, we call that a soft launch. Hell has run on this same…
Ticket #0240
📋 Compliance Audit: 16-year FBI specialist sues over his firing. Per his suit, the letter called his desk Pride flag political signage, citing Article II. He cites the First Amendment. Status…
