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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #0078
Installing update: Evolution… 1%. Blocked on 37% of U.S. adults, who say God made humans in present form within ~10,000 years (2024 poll). Earth's age: 4.54 billion years. ETA: about that long.
Ticket #0076
📋 Patch Notes: End Times Late 1960s: Watch Tower publications flag 1975 as a likely end of 6,000 years of human history. Many Witnesses read: Armageddon. 1976: arrives anyway. Users report no…
Ticket #0074
📋 Known Issue: Product name: "…The Prince of Peace." (Isaiah 9:6). Product's own release notes: "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." (Matthew…
Ticket #4195
"…freely ye have received, freely give." — Matthew 10:8 Ticket #4195: 37 Maryland churches want out of the UMC, buildings included. Appeals court: trust clause applies. Exit fee: 50% of property…
Ticket #0070
School Prayer Terms ✓ A public school coach may pray on the field after games (2022, 6–3 ruling) ✓ Original spec, Matthew 6:6: "…enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door…" Field ≠…
Ticket #0068
Lab Results 🧪 Sample: faith healer Peter Popoff's divine intel on audience members. Tester: James Randi, 1986. Result: his wife gathered it before services and fed it to him via hidden earpiece.…
Ticket #0066
Expectation: "…Providing for honest things, not only in the sight of the Lord, but also in the sight of men." (2 Corinthians 8:20–21) Reality: most tax-exempt nonprofits file an annual IRS Form 990.…
Ticket #0064
📋 Policy Reminder (Exodus 30:12, KJV): "…give every man a ransom for his soul unto the LORD, when thou numberest them; that there be no plague among them…" Fee: half a shekel per head (v. 13). Skip…
Ticket #0062
Women are their own. Own body, Own mind. They own themselves.
Ticket #7475
Ticket #7475: LDS Church says it stays neutral on political candidates. Same statement covers its $1M check to the PAC fighting Idaho's Prop 1 abortion measure, the group's biggest gift. Status…
