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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #1089
Ticket #1089: Several state constitutions still bar atheists from holding public office. Unenforceable since Torcaso v. Watkins (1961). Still in print anyway. Status: Won't fix. Kept for decoration. 📋
Ticket #0123
📋 Compliance Audit: Florida's proposed science standards run 1,000+ pages. Public comment: 90-second soundbites, per the state teachers' union, which wants evidence over politicians' religious…
Ticket #0117
📋 Known Issue: "Thou shalt not kill." (Exodus 20:13) vs. "…slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour." (Exodus 32:27), ordered in the LORD's name. Toll…
Ticket #0115
Lab Results 🧪 Sample: Edgar Whisenant's book offering 88 reasons the Rapture would come in 1988. Result: no Rapture. Retest scheduled: Sept. 1989. Prior trial: Millerites, Oct. 22, 1844. Result…
Ticket #2723
Ticket #2723: Accounting flags a dead revenue line, "indulgences (fees)," flat since 1567. Cause: Pope Pius V cancelled all indulgence grants involving fees. Earlier sales: final. Status: Cash…
Ticket #0111
Even the Vatican's science academy confirms: 1992, John Paul II admits the 1633 theologians erred on Galileo. Pope: infallible since 1870. Error admitted: 122 years later. Testimony accepted. 📋
Ticket #8178
Ticket #8178: Oklahoma's charter board backed a Jewish charter school's lawsuit. Judge agreed. Board's next vote: rejected, 4–3. Board's own lawyer expects contempt filings. Status: Won the case.…
Ticket #0106
📋 Patch Notes 1633: Galileo condemned. 1870: Papal infallibility made dogma. 1992: John Paul II admits the 1633 theologians erred. Fix time: 359 years. Infallibility: unaffected.
Ticket #0104
📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey: virginity pledgers had sex at about the same rates as similar non-pledgers, but used condoms and birth control less. Five years later, 82% denied pledging. Status…
Ticket #0102
⚠️ Error 1797: Christian nation not found. Treaty of Tripoli, Art. 11 (ratified by the Senate, signed by John Adams): the U.S. government is not founded on the Christian religion. [Retry with…
