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Every complaint we have received, newest first. Please take a number.
Ticket #0240
📋 Compliance Audit: 16-year FBI specialist sues over his firing. Per his suit, the letter called his desk Pride flag political signage, citing Article II. He cites the First Amendment. Status…
Ticket #0237
📋 Compliance Audit: New York's religious exemption from school vaccine rules. Ended June 2019, amid the largest U.S. measles outbreak in decades. Finding: the exemption covered a belief. The…
Letter HD-41608
You told the assembled military leaders that God had providentially put them at their posts, and that their Pentagon work helps build eternity itself. Providence is a generous doctrine: it covers…
Ticket #7068
Ticket #7068: A 16-year FBI veteran sues, saying he was fired for a Pride flag at his desk. His complaint: the bureau once flew that flag outside its LA building, and its own counsel cleared it.…
Ticket #0215
📋 Customer Satisfaction Survey, 182 years in: on Oct. 22, 1844, William Miller's followers expected Christ's return. Arrivals: 0. Rating on file: the Great Disappointment. Every date set since: same…
Ticket #97423
"Ask, and it shall be given you…" — Matthew 7:7 (KJV) Ticket #97423: Customer asked for a parking spot. Granted. Asked for an end to world hunger. Pending. Status: Parking resolved. Hunger escalated…
Ticket #0209
"Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward." — 1 Peter 2:18 (KJV) 📋 Scheduled Maintenance: abuse support extended. Beaten for doing…
Ticket #0207
Out of office: orbiting the Sun. Per my manual, "…the world also is stablished, that it cannot be moved." (Psalms 93:1, KJV), so technically I'm not. Galileo complaints: 1992, the Pope admitted the…
Ticket #0205
"…there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain…" — Revelation 21:4 (KJV) 📋 Question for the queue: free will in heaven? If yes and nobody sins, why…
Ticket #0203
🎫 "I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order" — Jeff Sessions, 2018…
